Boring AF and it's maybe only half or a third (depending on how much of the book they'll incorporate into it) of the story. You can really feel the hollywood-p.o.c.-agenda being pushed through the casting and press behind the incredibly overrated zendaya. She's barely in the movie (maybe two minutes total, mercifully) and with the dreamy, lingering shots of her, the director is either fucking her or (mistakenly) thinks she's Greta Garbo. Hard to determine if this movie sucks harder than the pretentious, cold, and lifeless, The French Dispatch. If there was an Oscar category for The Most Overrated Movie, these two snoozefests might tie.