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This movie was made by faggots, for faggots. Free is way too expensive to watch this shit.

Don't ask me for a rational reason but Michael Cera must have one of the most punchable faces in movie history. I'm convinced he can't act for shit. He looks and behaves like a gay yid. That's the extend of his range.

How long can you last watching this? Hold on. Seriously, don't do this to yourselves.

This movie was made by faggots, for faggots. Free is way too expensive to watch this shit. Don't ask me for a rational reason but Michael Cera must have one of the most punchable faces in movie history. I'm convinced he can't act for shit. He looks and behaves like a gay yid. That's the extend of his range. How long can you last watching this? Hold on. Seriously, don't do this to yourselves.

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Strangely I enjoyed the first time I watched it. Perhaps on an art appreciation kick as I used to enjoy DC comics when I was younger. It wasn’t until, someone pointed out how this movie was destroying the youth of today by what it shows as desirable that I saw it differently.

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Same it was actually one of my favorite movies before I learned ((their)) subversion tactics.

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Wtf is wrong with the youth? Go watch Predator, High Plains Drifter and Death Wish.

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I like a lot of classics all the Rambo films, Cobra, etc... Josey Wales etc...

[–] 2 pts

he seems to get hired based on being a dour asshole.

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I watched it because the comic was alright. It's pretty close to the same, but at the end, he dumps the slut and goes off with the virgin that actually likes him.

It's terrible. I tried watching it a while back and couldn't figure out why it's so highly rated.

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Video game and anime tropes are why its highly rated. The fight scenes were also all distinct. The main character is a weak manchild sure but when compared to everything else at the time it was at least passable.

Also a general lack of sheboons or niggers in it made it subconsciously more enjoyable then anything else. It had Asians as a romantic interest, but most people were hoping that Scott would get with the goth girl. As such the race mixing didn't feel so forced. If I recall it even mocked race mixing to a degree when Scott was getting flak from dating a "Asian school girl". The dynamic of his relationship with the Asian was throughout the movie essentially seeing the Asian chick as a passing fling to relax with, but not commit too. In a sense like how a soldier might bang a couple hookers to keep his sanity in a war, yet only have kids with someone of his own kind when back in civilian life.

Not condoning that type of degeneracy for soldiers, but it is a unfortunate result of sending young horny men off to a different land where they might die. You live in the moment and just try to forget about all the fucked up shit going on around you.

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He's actually not jewish. I feel that way about Adam Levine though

Neither is the dude from American Pie...the dude that fucked the pie. He is not Jewish.

Would you have guessed?

DO you know who is Jewish though? Surprisingly?

James Franco

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Seriously? I thought he was...what do they say "latinx"

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Levine is a bigger douche than Jared Leto. Use brass knuckles.

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Workaholics is creepy as fuck

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I tried to watch this also, but I couldn't get past 25 mins.

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Michel Cera is the drizzling shits.

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I tried to watch this twice when it first came out. I couldn't make it through more than ten minutes of it.