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What I've learned from 80's action movies, is that heroes must be single. Incel, divorced, widower, the male has to be single in order to have nothing to lose and fight the evil. Also, the single male has to have a high IQ in order to identify who represents the evil in order to eliminate them. With internet it's not very hard to know who represents the evil currently, but nothing happens and all the evil characters keep staying alive. Because of this facts, highly likely there are no single males who are both single and high IQ, or the elite are exterminating them before they can act.

What I've learned from 80's action movies, is that heroes must be single. Incel, divorced, widower, the male has to be single in order to have nothing to lose and fight the evil. Also, the single male has to have a high IQ in order to identify who represents the evil in order to eliminate them. With internet it's not very hard to know who represents the evil currently, but nothing happens and all the evil characters keep staying alive. Because of this facts, highly likely there are no single males who are both single and high IQ, or the elite are exterminating them before they can act.

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Well, rocky isn't exactly single or particularly gifted when it comes to IQ

Indiana jones hardly qualifies as incel since he fucks the main female character pretty much every single time

John rambo doesn't really seem interested in pussies or anything outside of killing people and blowing stuffs up, except in rambo II where he's more or less implicitly close to fucking a female, but it was mostly an excuse to morally justify the tsunami of violence right after

80s/late 90s american action movies were america's most underrated soft power weapon, and to this day, that's something very few people realize

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Why Rocky? He isn't fighting the system.

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What I've learned from 80's action movies

What I've learned from 80's action movies, is that heroes must be...

The question is rather; why suddenly add the "fighting the system" part just now? Sounds like a lame attempt at invalidating an argument, by adding some random and arbitrary requirement at the last minute... Maybe it usually works for you IRL but on the internet it never works, mostly because you can't claim you didn't type what you just typed

Predator isn't about fighting the system, now what? Predator doesn't qualify as a 80's action movie now?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt (edited )

Do you have ADHD? The OP says hero fights EVIL.