It's all jew tripe but for 2 1/2 hours of something to alleviate boredom...eh...you can do worse.
It's all jew tripe but for 2 1/2 hours of something to alleviate boredom...eh...you can do worse.
Blah...2 1/2 hours of dinosaur porn and bringing back older characters for fan service. Boring and predictable story. The villain is supposed to resemble Jeff Bezos (looking kinda like Tim Cook...not sure why where they were going with that one) with a half baked plan for some "save the planet/starve out humanity" to save the world. They engineer locusts to wipe out all crops that aren't grown with his company's seeds but his evil Asian scientist gets second thoughts (because of course he does). It's implied his evil Asian scientist was in love with the woman who bore her own clone daughter. I admit I didn't see the movie prior to this one so I have no real idea where the fuck she came from but some cringey pedo sexual tension is there. There are some decent action scenes. The A plot is Starlord and Ron Howard's daughter getting back the clone girl and the baby dinosaur. The B plot is Grant and that annoying blonde bitch from the first film running down the starvation of humanity angle and the C plot has the T-Rex and some other apex predator fighting each other off and on in the second half of the film. Spoiler alert, the T-rex wins because this is a fan service film. The end of the film has all the characters escaping from the research facility. Remember the end of Expendables 3 where every character piles into the chopper? Same thing here. Oh yeah the evil mega corp goes down, the evil CEO gets killed that same way that fat fuck from the first film does, humanity is saved, the dinosaurs live among the rest people and animals, and another movie will be along because money.
Final rating:
Buy the DVD Ok to watch in the theater Download, watch, keep, rewatch --> Download, watch, delete. <-- Wait for streaming/HBO Wait for local broadcast TV Watch paint dry
Blah...2 1/2 hours of dinosaur porn and bringing back older characters for fan service. Boring and predictable story. The villain is supposed to resemble Jeff Bezos (looking kinda like Tim Cook...not sure why where they were going with that one) with a half baked plan for some "save the planet/starve out humanity" to save the world. They engineer locusts to wipe out all crops that aren't grown with his company's seeds but his evil Asian scientist gets second thoughts (because of course he does). It's implied his evil Asian scientist was in love with the woman who bore her own clone daughter. I admit I didn't see the movie prior to this one so I have no real idea where the fuck she came from but some cringey pedo sexual tension is there. There are some decent action scenes. The A plot is Starlord and Ron Howard's daughter getting back the clone girl and the baby dinosaur. The B plot is Grant and that annoying blonde bitch from the first film running down the starvation of humanity angle and the C plot has the T-Rex and some other apex predator fighting each other off and on in the second half of the film. Spoiler alert, the T-rex wins because this is a fan service film. The end of the film has all the characters escaping from the research facility. Remember the end of Expendables 3 where every character piles into the chopper? Same thing here. Oh yeah the evil mega corp goes down, the evil CEO gets killed that same way that fat fuck from the first film does, humanity is saved, the dinosaurs live among the rest people and animals, and another movie will be along because money.
Final rating:
Buy the DVD
Ok to watch in the theater
Download, watch, keep, rewatch
**--> Download, watch, delete. <--**
Wait for streaming/HBO
Wait for local broadcast TV
Watch paint dry
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