I am miserably sober. That's why I'm like this. I need my ethanol!! I'm running low and hollywood has invaded and are acting like they own the place out there and I can't get my car out of the driveway [unless it's an emergency], but they're paying me for the inconvenience so I'm not actively sabotaging them. But I digress. Anyway, I guess what I was on about is I can't get the car out of the driveway to go get moar booze, so I am rationing it, so that it's not gone later when I REALLY need it...
I should have stocked up better. I meant to, but then I drank everything I had bought to stock up hanging out with random marina friends.
Some weather we're having.
You cant stock up liqueur, unless your crazy rich.
I'm not stocking up on casks of 20 year old scotch!
,..but I should.
....oh, but you specified "liqueur". Fuck that sweet bullshit. That's for GIRLS!!
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