[The toad's slime does not reach the white dove...](https://pic8.co/sh/QCsFWV.gif)
[Yes you're the toad](#spoiler)
According to my turtle “why are you geh?” My red eared slider is going to out live me and you. I’m going to do my damndist to make sure it out lives us all. I like that turtle.
According to my turtle “why are you geh?” My red eared slider is going to out live me and you. I’m going to do my damndist to make sure it out lives us all. I like that turtle.
None of you will go to heaven
Just like the darkies
None of you will go to heaven
Just like the darkies
My turtle will not go to heaven. He will out live us all. That little fucker tries to bite me every time I change his water and clean the tank. He wants me to hate him like I hate you! Just kidding, I don’t hate my turtle…
My turtle will not go to heaven. He will out live us all. That little fucker tries to bite me every time I change his water and clean the tank. He wants me to hate him like I hate you! Just kidding, I don’t hate my turtle…
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