I sure enjoy going on vacation to a lively city with lots of places to eat, shop, and to enjoy the relaxing beach in a warm tropical climate.
As the sun sets on the horizon over the serene blue waves of the ocean I think to myself, "What could make this vacation any better?" I know, I'll become angry with some other people over something trivial and start throwing punches at them while screaming. That really makes for an enjoyable night.
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