Heroin is fun though, opiates help you write poetry, and can be used in in a legitimate medical way for the management of extreme pain. This vaccine has none of those upsides, so it is way worse than heroin
To be fair, heroin is more than capable of managing mild pain as well.
To be even more fair. Heroin is more than capable of managing the tiniest emotional pain as well.
Go be fair, heroin is a good fucking time.
I can't argue with good solid logical thinking like that.
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