I apologize. I tend to file your more absurd statements in the traditional place for such items: The Round File.
I like you bird. I shall lava you last. You can watch all your friends and family get lavaed first so you can prepared. I'm so nice.
For some reason, the term "nice" simply doesn't come to mind here. It's odd, I really don't understand it.
You're odd. Bird. You've never been lavaed before. How do you know you won't enjoy it?
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