More like some-random-drunk-guy-in-my-building-passed-out-in-the-hallway-and-forgot-about-his-pizza-and-beer-when-he-woke-up-and-passed-back-out-in-his-apartment Gods. It was the morning after Halloween, I woke up to go to the bank, post office and grocery store and saw the box in the hallway. I was gone for 90 minutes and it was still there. Plenty of other people passed it because it was by the exit door. I kicked it and it was heavy. I picked it up and took it to my apartment to peek what was in there and if wasn't a pizza I'd just throw it out. Full on large 3 topping thin crust from a local restaurant. Sausage, pepperoni and BACON! (WHAT!) I know which restaurant it's from because I ordered from them before and it wasn't cheap, so this pizza was at least $20. It was obviously cold but I put it in my fridge because I was leaving for work in a few minutes. I checked my mail before I left and in the mailbox lobby was a plastic bag that had a 4 pack and clam shell takeout box. I left it, kind of feeling guilty about taking the pizza so hopefully the idiot would at least remember his beer and food. Nope. Came home 9 hours later and the beer & food were still in the lobby. Cheesy garlic bread and a 4 pack of Steel Reserve. Food was fine after warming up it in the oven. Ate free and cozy for 2 days. I still have the beer - it's disgusting and I'll leave it for a shitty day, lol.