Any engineers here that can rig up a napalm broadcasting system in the back of my SUV that will eject out of ports along the luggage rack? I’d like to clear a path wide enough that all the motorists three abreast behind me can escape on the road I’ve plowed. Oh, and as a stretch goal: a GhostBusters like soul collector to entrap the spirits of dead ANTIFA/BLM into a Folgers can that I can fart into without their stupid ghosts escaping.