I remember a free sick day i scored in elementary school. There was scabies going around. They said little red bumps around your hands etc was a sign. I thought aha. I sat in class one morning and used a red ball point pen to cause little bumps by pressing it into my skin real hard. I knew red ink dots would look fake, i just used a red pen to make the bumps so that if there was a tiny bit of ink it wouldnt be noticeable. Anyway the teacher bought it when i showed her all my bumps. Sent me home. I lived a block away and this was when a kid could walk home alone. So i went home and probably played nintendo all day or some shit. Then my mom came home from work freaking out about scabies cause the school called her. I hadnt thought that far ahead. So i just told her what i did. I think she tried real hard to be mad but she knew it was funny. The moral of the story is, i was awesome when i was a kid. I dont know what happened.