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100% honest, when I clicked the link, I expected the story to be about niggers.

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Me too, but was hoping for rise of the planet of the apes

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So why aren't the villagers killing the monkeys? Seems like a straightforward solution.

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I don't think they want ninja monkeys breaking into their house at night and be viciously killed.

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Seriously, the monkeys are targeting children now. Can the indians not outsmart monkey? 😑

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Even the regular Indians shit on the streets and into the rivers so much that many people don't even have drinking water. Lower caste people without plumbing die of cholera and diarrhea because they are so unsanitary. Indians are scammers and shitty smelly people.

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Okay… but they really can’t take out monkeys? Tf? If the whole village made it a priority, i’m pretty sure they could reduce their population by at least 90%.

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Well it would be quick work if they could arm them selfs but I dont think that they can have guns there. I bet if you took one out while it was in the tree they would leave you the fuck alone.

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I'd be blasting away every single fucking monkey in the fucking jungle. You don't fuck with my dog.

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I would poison them. Easy to do sinse they eat everything they see. Get all the neighbors together and everyone puts out the bait at the same time. Kids and animals have to be kept away. Other than that, develop a taste for monkey and kill a bunch and openly BBQ them in full view of the little shits. Every village should have a monkey killer and a monkey festival. Eat thine enemy.

Other than that, develop a taste for monkey

Are you a nigger?

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Poisoning the monkeys would end up poisoning “innocent” creatures. You’re better off making an example of the Alpha Male.

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What if it was anti-freeze? That doesn't seem like something that would affect more than the intended target.

Depending on the monkey breed, it is entirely likely they'll eat their dead and poison themselves in the process.

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You would poison the monkeys and then eat the poisoned monkey yourself? You are not very smart so I encourage this behavior.

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While I feel bad for the dogs, it’s a smart move for the monkeys to take out an enemy.

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Fucking monkeys. I've seen their kind. They steal fruit and food from anyone and anywhere. They are parasites. They break into kitchen windows and steal their pies cooling on the windowsills or whatever they eat in Sri Lanka. Fuck them. The dogs are good faithful companions. I'm sure that dog had a good reason to kill that monkey. Fuck those monkeys.

One reason we didn't go to Costa Rica instead of PV a few years ago. Even then, the jungle is always near.

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Obviously these monkeys have taken a step up the evolutionary chain. I guess when you live amongst the arguably smarter apes you learn from them.

Until the villagers go vigilante on the apes, they won't stop. They've learned to get away with it. Monkeys....the nigger of the nigger world.

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I've heard of monkeys strategically ambushing other packs with weapons but this is wild

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It's the kind of thing you really have to respect

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Give the monkeys a couple thousand years and they might take a turn at colonizing niggers in Africa too.

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My grandpa said when he was in the war, him and his buddies would tie a rope to a tree. Then he'd sit down for a while with the other end of the rope and wind it around his hand a few times, un wind it, and repeat for a couple minutes then walk away. He'd come back to find a monkey that was watching him had wrapped the rope around it's wrist and hand so much when he walked up with a club it'd panic and try to pull away, couldn't go anywhere, and he club the fucking thing so him and the boys could have fresh meat.

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He also brought a pet monkey home with him named "Blondie" that would use a rock to poke holes in the bottom of his beer cans and get drunk. They may be clever, but they are NOT smart.

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I thought cats and dogs, but monkeys and dogs are more hostile toward each other, it seems like. But i have my doubts about the coverage of that english tabloid, never afraid to tell huge lies.

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BLM & ANTIFA primal roots

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