I would poison them. Easy to do sinse they eat everything they see. Get all the neighbors together and everyone puts out the bait at the same time. Kids and animals have to be kept away. Other than that, develop a taste for monkey and kill a bunch and openly BBQ them in full view of the little shits. Every village should have a monkey killer and a monkey festival. Eat thine enemy.
Other than that, develop a taste for monkey
Are you a nigger?
Poisoning the monkeys would end up poisoning “innocent” creatures. You’re better off making an example of the Alpha Male.
What if it was anti-freeze? That doesn't seem like something that would affect more than the intended target.
Depending on the monkey breed, it is entirely likely they'll eat their dead and poison themselves in the process.
It would depend on how long they remained poisonous after their death. Besides how many street shitters have spare anti freeze lying around to poison the monkeys?
You would poison the monkeys and then eat the poisoned monkey yourself? You are not very smart so I encourage this behavior.
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