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Uh-huh.

1) Always assume that, whatever the "Officially Approved Narrative" is, about anything at all, that is the ONE thing that is absolutely guaranteed to NOT be true.

2) If you already know for a fact that you aren't opening a "portal to hell", then why would you feel any need to respond? It's like overhearing someone in a restaurant say, "Yeah, but I totes never murdered my girlfriend and buried her in the backyard" during the otherwise normal course of a conversation. It's the sort of thing that causes people to say, "Wait, what? I don't remember anyone asking if you had."

3) Okay. You say that you aren't opening a 'portal to hell'. Fine. Setting aside the fact that I wouldn't believe you if you swore that the sun rises in the East, it still begs the question: "Where the fuck exactly then ARE you opening a portal too?"

I mean, ffs, any hostile environment not of this earth would be indistinguishable from hell anyway. Let's just for a moment say that you only opened a a portal to, oh, let's say, Venus, for instance. With an atmosphere of 96% carbon dioxide with an atmospheric pressure of about 92 times the sea level pressure of Earth, a surface mean temperature of 737 K (464 °C; 867 °F), clouds of sulfuric acid, how the fuck would you know the difference?

"Yep, that's the surface of Venus alright. Totally NOT hell. See?"

Uh-huh. 1) Always assume that, whatever the "Officially Approved Narrative" is, about *anything at all*, that is the ONE thing that is *absolutely guaranteed* to NOT be true. 2) If you already know for a fact that you aren't opening a "portal to hell", then why would you feel any need to respond? It's like overhearing someone in a restaurant say, "Yeah, but I totes never murdered my girlfriend and buried her in the backyard" during the otherwise normal course of a conversation. It's the sort of thing that causes people to say, "Wait, what? I don't remember anyone asking if you had." 3) Okay. You say that you aren't opening a 'portal to hell'. Fine. Setting aside the fact that I wouldn't believe you if you swore that the sun rises in the East, it still begs the question: "Where the fuck exactly then ARE you opening a portal too?" I mean, ffs, any hostile environment not of this earth would be indistinguishable from hell anyway. Let's just for a moment say that you only opened a a portal to, oh, let's say, Venus, for instance. With an atmosphere of 96% carbon dioxide with an atmospheric pressure of about 92 times the sea level pressure of Earth, a surface mean temperature of 737 K (464 °C; 867 °F), clouds of sulfuric acid, how the fuck would you know the difference? "Yep, that's the surface of Venus alright. Totally NOT hell. See?"

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[–] • 3 pts

The claim: Scientists at CERN are communicating with demonic entities and opening a portal to hell

LOL. Oh, wait, OP goes along with it.

I'm posting because this retarded stuff is being posted here, and I will push back on retardation. These supercolliders aren't doing something that doesn't occur in nature, they're just having specific things happen in a controlled setting where they can observe the extremely delicate effects of it.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Not to brag or anything, but after having survived and even thrived after my 9th or 10th. "OMG!!11!! It's TEOTWAWKI!!11!!", I've kind'a started getting bored with the whole thing, and wish they would just well and truly stomp down on the fucking gas already and see how it all shakes out.

Nobody ever means to accidently invent shit in a stupid way. Would love to know the look on the face of the second guy to go into the workshop right after the loud BOOM announced that the first guy had accidently invented black powder.

So, what part of, "Don't Ever Trust The Officially Approved Narrative", is everyone having trouble understanding? Maybe CERN is how the rogue AI takes us all out.

"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension" - Nikola Tesla, a guy who knew a thing or two about electricity.

[–] • 0 pt

Definitely possible that CERN is something else than claimed, or it is a supercollider but they also do other things there. I just have an issue with people saying that colliding high-energy particles will create a black hole or whatever and destroy Earth. It's taking a little info but failing to find the context.

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The best part is: If they fuck around and accidently create a world devouring event, or, otoh, nothing at all happens?

Either way, it won't fucking matter.