Uh-huh.
1) Always assume that, whatever the "Officially Approved Narrative" is, about anything at all, that is the ONE thing that is absolutely guaranteed to NOT be true.
2) If you already know for a fact that you aren't opening a "portal to hell", then why would you feel any need to respond? It's like overhearing someone in a restaurant say, "Yeah, but I totes never murdered my girlfriend and buried her in the backyard" during the otherwise normal course of a conversation. It's the sort of thing that causes people to say, "Wait, what? I don't remember anyone asking if you had."
3) Okay. You say that you aren't opening a 'portal to hell'. Fine. Setting aside the fact that I wouldn't believe you if you swore that the sun rises in the East, it still begs the question: "Where the fuck exactly then ARE you opening a portal too?"
I mean, ffs, any hostile environment not of this earth would be indistinguishable from hell anyway. Let's just for a moment say that you only opened a a portal to, oh, let's say, Venus, for instance. With an atmosphere of 96% carbon dioxide with an atmospheric pressure of about 92 times the sea level pressure of Earth, a surface mean temperature of 737 K (464 °C; 867 °F), clouds of sulfuric acid, how the fuck would you know the difference?
"Yep, that's the surface of Venus alright. Totally NOT hell. See?"
Uh-huh.
1) Always assume that, whatever the "Officially Approved Narrative" is, about *anything at all*, that is the ONE thing that is *absolutely guaranteed* to NOT be true.
2) If you already know for a fact that you aren't opening a "portal to hell", then why would you feel any need to respond? It's like overhearing someone in a restaurant say, "Yeah, but I totes never murdered my girlfriend and buried her in the backyard" during the otherwise normal course of a conversation. It's the sort of thing that causes people to say, "Wait, what? I don't remember anyone asking if you had."
3) Okay. You say that you aren't opening a 'portal to hell'. Fine. Setting aside the fact that I wouldn't believe you if you swore that the sun rises in the East, it still begs the question: "Where the fuck exactly then ARE you opening a portal too?"
I mean, ffs, any hostile environment not of this earth would be indistinguishable from hell anyway. Let's just for a moment say that you only opened a a portal to, oh, let's say, Venus, for instance. With an atmosphere of 96% carbon dioxide with an atmospheric pressure of about 92 times the sea level pressure of Earth, a surface mean temperature of 737 K (464 °C; 867 °F), clouds of sulfuric acid, how the fuck would you know the difference?
"Yep, that's the surface of Venus alright. Totally NOT hell. See?"
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