Summary: Brooks was his own lawyer, tried to deny he was Brooks, and kept trying to be a sovereign citizen and object at all times even when not at issue to 'subject matter jurisdiction' and then wanted to try to get a mistrial based on 'I don't no nuffin bout no reddit' and his closing argument was ' I didn't do it, the car did it, and God wanted it to happen'.
'I didn't do it, the car did it, and God wanted it to happen'.
in the nigger's defense, that was the media's telling of the story.
Ha i forgot about that!!!
i worked with a retard who was resurfacing brake rotors on a lathe. for whatever reason, the lathe started howling, like it usually does when too much material is removed on one pass, and his excuse was 'i didn't do it the machine did it.' fukin chuck. those rotors were chucked up beyond all recognition. CHUBAR!
edit: have to add another of his 'exploits.' we lit off an airbag in the shop one time and it flew about 30 ft in the air. well, chucky decides to go pick it up. we all learned that kinetic energy can turn into heat that day. none learned it more than chuck. those were the days.
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