A Gi-i-i-i-i-i-ant man-eating platypus, y,all! Ignore what Timmy has on his cell-phone, it ain't nothin' but bull-crap! It's a giant man-eating platypus livin' up in that lake them stotch-fellers wanna cal a "loch" Man-eatin giant creature. I'm tellin' ya'll it's a dang giant platypus. And it WILL bite ya!
A Gi-i-i-i-i-i-ant man-eating platypus, y,all! Ignore what Timmy has on his cell-phone, it ain't nothin' but bull-crap! It's a giant man-eating platypus livin' up in that lake them stotch-fellers wanna cal a "loch" Man-eatin giant creature. I'm tellin' ya'll it's a dang giant platypus. And it WILL bite ya!
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