Seagulls are fucking bastards. I had a pet goldfish for five years that got huge and finally croaked. We lived in San Diego at the time, so I decided I would send it out to sea as a farewell. We dumped it off a pier and my husband cocked his head to the side lost deep in thought.....then had a realization of what he just did and said, "you should probably look away right now". Right when I started to ask, "why", a flock of seagulls came swooping down and started fighting over my dead goldfish! I saw little gold pieces in those damn birds beaks. I was horrified! That was my pet! After that I've become an advocate of allowing people to shoot those damn skyrats.
Seagulls are fucking bastards. I had a pet goldfish for five years that got huge and finally croaked. We lived in San Diego at the time, so I decided I would send it out to sea as a farewell. We dumped it off a pier and my husband cocked his head to the side lost deep in thought.....then had a realization of what he just did and said, "you should probably look away right now". Right when I started to ask, "why", a flock of seagulls came swooping down and started fighting over my dead goldfish! I saw little gold pieces in those damn birds beaks. I was horrified! That was my pet! After that I've become an advocate of allowing people to shoot those damn skyrats.
Looking up the typical weights for and confirms my suspicions that this is absolute bullshit.
Looking up the typical weights for [a seagull](https://www.reference.com/pets-animals/much-seagull-weigh-c315dbdaacc5a095) and [a chihuahua](http://www.petchidog.com/chihuahua-weight) confirms my suspicions that this is absolute bullshit.
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