Looking up the typical weights for and confirms my suspicions that this is absolute bullshit.
Looking up the typical weights for [a seagull](https://www.reference.com/pets-animals/much-seagull-weigh-c315dbdaacc5a095) and [a chihuahua](http://www.petchidog.com/chihuahua-weight) confirms my suspicions that this is absolute bullshit.
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