In a flash of irony, coons eliminated the best fried chicken ever from the adored, coon chicken inn. I bet today the coons regret preventing coons fried chicken to be enjoyed with; family, friends and even acquaintances or strangers, enjoying the greatest fried chicken ever known. *Now extinct and just a memory of a great time in American cuisine: culinary, food science history, stolen by coons, jealous restaurateurs and entrepreneurs, something was happening behind the scenes.* *Secretly Colonel Sanders had been collaborating with fellow chicken restaurant owners in direct competition with coon chicken inn.* *A collection of secret herbs and spices to flavor the chicken batter was then secretly developed in a poultry laboratory.* *Kentucky Fried Chicken was born shortly afterwards and is to this day rumored to be the closest to coon friend chicken.* - Thomas Jabroni, the Pongo Bongo Tribune January 7, 1931