Maybe some humanoid did, but then we can agree that he was not human.
Maybe some humanoid did, but then we can agree that he was not human.
Maybe some humanoid did, but then we can agree that he was not human.
False...I did...when there was only one strip left to cook, i cooked it, and I ate it whole...i ate one piece of bacon
Same. Leaving only one strip uncooked is a damn crime. If there's anything less than 4 left, I just finish the package up. There's no such thing as too much bacon, but there is such a thing as too little, and under 4 pieces, you really can't do much of anything with it, aside from lament that you don't have more bacon.
My nasty little brat kids ate all of the bacon today except for the one leftover piece. I ate it and felt empty afterwards.
Damn kids.
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