you know I'm a faggot right?
You're on the internet. So yes.
You know that girl who said "go ahead" at the start of the vid before I shoah'd it?
Yeah... No dudes for this dude.
Even gays say they're straight to avoid social situations where it could have consequences to acknowledge their interest in men.
I've come to the conclusion after so many interactions with supposedly straight men, that everyone is bisexual.
It's okay. I understand. Most people are straight until a gigachad sends them a nude with the text, "I won't tell if you won't tell".
Kinsey was wrong by the way. You are either straight or mentally ill. There is no in between.
There were several peers of mine in middle school that used to go around calling people gay.
I've had sex with all of them.
I just looked up their name in the yearbook, found their social media page, and messaged them. I gradually worked into the conversations that I was bi, sent them "accidental" nudes. From there it was just a matter of finding the right circumstances. Hiking works really well, take off my shirt, take a break somewhere in the shade, hand on the leg. You know the rest.
Everyone's bi. It's been experimentally proven to my satisfaction.
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