A million dollars is not a lot of money.
Teenagers are obnoxious as shit.
Retirement home in a place that could become a ghetto or a glass ashtray if any number of increasingly-likely global events ever kick off ww3.
1. A million dollars is not a lot of money.
2. Teenagers are obnoxious as shit.
3. Retirement home in a place that could become a ghetto or a glass ashtray if any number of increasingly-likely global events ever kick off ww3.
This is why our side hasn't succeeded yet. "I'm not making a sales pitch."
We should be.
"Free prostitutes and money if you go to israel. Just step on board this train, boat!"
They get there, open the door to their new home, turn on the light and they find their reward: a blow up doll, a nickle, and a free shower.
False advertising seems like a fitting end for the people who built their entire culture on fraud.
This is why our side hasn't succeeded yet. "I'm not making a sales pitch."
We *should* be.
"Free prostitutes and money if you go to israel. Just step on board this ~~train~~, boat!"
They get there, open the door to their new home, turn on the light and they find their reward: a blow up doll, a nickle, and a free shower.
False advertising seems like a fitting end for the people who built their entire culture on fraud.
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