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Right? Just stating facts.
Right? Just stating facts.
When it comes to crazy bitches, sluts, goth girls, tattooed women, bar floozies, and other ne’er-do-wells, the age-old motto is to “NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!”
However, consider the following:
Sluts are the fast food of the sexual marketplace. They’re low-effort, inexpensive, they exist virtually everywhere, and they have a realistic perception of their self worth. Additionally, sluts, especially goth chicks, listen to awesome music and have cool, relatable hobbies. You can basically think of a slut kind of like a pet that’s extremely low maintenance.
If you’re a guy who’s struggling to find a good girl, my first piece of advice to you would be to get a hobby and go to church. You need to put in the effort to improve yourself and spend time with like-minded people. If you have given up on love and don’t have high standards, a slut might be the perfect choice for you.
Warning: crazy bitches do crazy shit.
Be prepared to have the scratches and bite marks she asked you to give her used against you in court. Be prepared to be chased around with knives/hatchets/etc. Be prepared to get the hell out of dodge when you find that the bitch caught feelings.
Most importantly, remember to punch yourself in the face if you ever want to marry one.
When it comes to crazy bitches, sluts, goth girls, tattooed women, bar floozies, and other ne’er-do-wells, the age-old motto is to “NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!”
However, consider the following:
Sluts are the fast food of the sexual marketplace. They’re low-effort, inexpensive, they exist virtually everywhere, and they have a realistic perception of their self worth. Additionally, sluts, especially goth chicks, listen to awesome music and have cool, relatable hobbies. You can basically think of a slut kind of like a pet that’s extremely low maintenance.
If you’re a guy who’s struggling to find a good girl, my first piece of advice to you would be to get a hobby and go to church. You need to put in the effort to improve yourself and spend time with like-minded people. If you have given up on love and don’t have high standards, a slut might be the perfect choice for you.
#Warning: crazy bitches do crazy shit.
Be prepared to have the scratches and bite marks she asked you to give her used against you in court. Be prepared to be chased around with knives/hatchets/etc. Be prepared to get the hell out of dodge when you find that the bitch caught feelings.
Most importantly, remember to punch yourself in the face if you ever want to marry one.
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