They’ll be the first to go if starvation becomes a thing. Every high school, little league and parks are stuffed with these shit producers.
Did you ever read the story of how they were created by mistake?
Epic article I have to look for it.
I didn't. They are a bred hybrid or something?
I looked all over for it and can’t find it anymore.
It was titled something to the effect: 5 times the government tried helping the environment but screwed up. But more professional sounding.
One was too many deer in the northeast and the other one I remember was the government in the US believed the Canadian geese were getting endangered but had just moved their migratory paths. The whole article was pretty funny.
They paid farmers for their geese and bred them with the wild geese, problem solved lol. Unfortunately these hybrid geese don’t migrate and soon started filling up all the empty fields of towns etc. and now we have too many of them. I believe this took place somewhere in the 30’s to 50’s.
We had one tiny pond with them when I was growing up and now you can’t go anywhere without stepping through goose shit.
A few years ago someone hunted a few with a crossbow and took the dead ones but one survived by jumping in the water with an arrow stuck in it. You would’ve thought a bunch of kids had been killed from the news stories and reactions. They never found the person but they tried.
They paid farmers for their geese and bred them with the wild geese, problem solved lol.
Oh wow. What could go wrong!? lawl.
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