One possible route for the state department to take is this:
give all the homeless a promise of free drugs and a rifle (in the form of a voucher)
free helicopter ride to ukraine
wait what?
kick them out of the helicopter about 50 miles from shore.
claim they were delivered to ukraine and died in the war
cue media "so brave!", "so virtuous!"
use sadmemes to recruit more homeless
deepfake their faces onto actors in war movies.
turn the dead basically into rockstars
"all duh ukraine warfighters get all dat pussy!"
pay ukrainians and russians to kill all the homeless that come to ukraine to fight for "muh democracy".
peace at last. straight, drug-free societies, at last.
/schizopost
One possible route for the state department to take is this:
1. give all the homeless a *promise* of free drugs and a rifle (in the form of a voucher)
2. free helicopter ride to ukraine
3. wait what?
4. kick them out of the helicopter about 50 miles from shore.
5. claim they were delivered to ukraine and died in the war
6. cue media "so brave!", "so virtuous!"
7. use sadmemes to recruit more homeless
8. deepfake their faces onto actors in war movies.
9. turn the dead basically into rockstars
10. "all duh ukraine warfighters get all dat pussy!"
11. pay ukrainians and russians to kill all the homeless that come to ukraine to fight for "muh democracy".
12. peace at last. straight, drug-free societies, at last.
/schizopost
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