Damn, but those Amish just can't leave those guns alone.
Damn, but those Amish just can't leave those guns alone.
Can you imagine those drive-by horse and buggy shootings?
You just walking along, minding your own business, and you hear a clip-clop-clip-clop behind you.
And you duck and cover because you know Ezekiel is out for you ass after a Pretzel deal went wrong.
He fucking pops you with an 19th century musket, switches horse so the cops can't trace him, and rides back to an un-buggible, internet and electricity free house.
Can you imagine those drive-by horse and buggy shootings?
You just walking along, minding your own business, and you hear a *clip-clop-clip-clop* behind you.
And you duck and cover because you know Ezekiel is out for you ass after a Pretzel deal went wrong.
He fucking pops you with an 19th century musket, switches horse so the cops can't trace him, and rides back to an un-buggible, internet and electricity free house.
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