Yes, those are real birds. Pay them no mind.
Yes, those are real birds. Pay them no mind.
I don't even look at them anymore, cuz they freeze when you watch them. Pretty amazing defense mechanism. Used to pet them and talk to them, but they're really boring. And they smell like dog pee.
I don't even look at them anymore, cuz they freeze when you watch them. Pretty amazing defense mechanism. Used to pet them and talk to them, but they're really boring. And they smell like dog pee.
They follow you when you're not looking at them.
They follow you when you're not looking at them.
So that's how they got into the garage! Those fuckers! I thought Smedley left them there, but I burned them last week.
So that's how they got into the garage! Those fuckers! I thought Smedley left them there, but I burned them last week.
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