I beg to differ.
I beg to differ.
I mean she’s like 9 months pregnant so anything that happens is gonna end with a baby being born I’m like 90% sure it’s coming in the morning.
I mean she’s like 9 months pregnant so anything that happens is gonna end with a baby being born I’m like 90% sure it’s coming in the morning.
See, now you're TRYING to turn me on and I'd like to say, good sir, that it's totally working.
See, now you're TRYING to turn me on and I'd like to say, good sir, that it's totally working.
I mean whatever floats your boat. I remember what both my kids births were like and its either a giant pool of blood hitting the floor with a giant splat sound. Me thinking holy shit thats a lot of blood. Or the surgeon taking my wifes organs out of her body trying to explain what each one was and me thinking PUT THAT BACK YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK SOMETHING! Then once she was sowed back up, that must be how people feel watching me open up their computers.
I mean whatever floats your boat. I remember what both my kids births were like and its either a giant pool of blood hitting the floor with a giant splat sound. Me thinking holy shit thats a lot of blood. Or the surgeon taking my wifes organs out of her body trying to explain what each one was and me thinking PUT THAT BACK YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK SOMETHING! Then once she was sowed back up, that must be how people feel watching me open up their computers.
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