To whom it may concern, Saba McGaykidstein, who will be referenced simply by his first name henceforth, has increasingly shown disregard for the comfort and sanity of others in the workplace. Firstly, the entire labor area smells like a bottle of vodka on days when Saba is present, and despite our numerous attempts to accommodate his chosen lifestyle (e.g. Glade plug-ins, Incense, @sporkulons dog after a heavy rain, and that indian guy from the street cart who clearly never washes his armpits) most of the labor force agrees that the issue still persists. Secondly, Saba has become increasingly belligerent with those around him, and yesterday's events were the breaking point for me. I was discussing the details and procedures of a legal contract between an unnamed party and me, and during a short pause in the conversation, Saba said, "You want to show me your balls?" several times. When I replied that I had no such intentions, he then inquired, "Would you like to see my balls?" I think it goes without saying that this behavior is unacceptable and the result of lifetime of total faggotry, and I am seeking assistance in the matter. I understand that I must provide proof, and I present to you the evidence of everyone who's ever been in mumble with Saba... ever. Regards, - YoureJewish ["Don't. Give Up."](http://img.picturequotes.com/2/666/665040/i-hate-people-funny-quote-2-picture-quote-1.jpg)