In the days of old
When knights were bold
And toilets weren’t invented,
I left my load
In the middle of the road
And walked away contented.
But now I sit here broken-hearted,
Because I only farted.
Oh midnight belly ache,
Why must you keep me awake?
In the days of old
When knights were bold
And toilets weren’t invented,
I left my load
In the middle of the road
And walked away contented.
But now I sit here broken-hearted,
Because I only farted.
Oh midnight belly ache,
Why must you keep me awake?
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