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There once was a man from Racine
Who was an amazing fucking machine
Both concave and convex
He could fuck either sex
and jerk himself off in between

There once was a man from Racine Who was an amazing fucking machine Both concave and convex He could fuck either sex and jerk himself off in between

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

If you get me on a role, I can make up thousands. You've opened a can of worms, my friend! Should we have a limerick battle sometime on mumble?

There once was a woman from Racine

She was a sexual queen

She tried pickled sausage

right up her twattage

and her pussy has now turned gangrene

[–] • 1 pt

Lol, I think the limerick battle has to be equalized somewhat by being in a non-live format. I'm good but I'm slow.

Edit: I didn't make up any of these btw. I've written some tho

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Oh, I just assumed we were making them up.

[–] • 1 pt

I'll use the [OC] tag for limericks I make