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There once was a man from East Kent
whose dick was so long that it bent.
To save her some trouble,
he folded it double
and instead of coming, he went.

There once was a man from East Kent whose dick was so long that it bent. To save her some trouble, he folded it double and instead of coming, he went.

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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
And he said with a grin
As he wipped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"

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