Sorry to hear about you’re current circumstances. I hope the facility is decent and the inmates are relatively friendly.
I would be willing to share an udder with its rightful owner.
I am not really in to skyping. But I did notice you were away for a bit and its good to see you back
So you are the wife of Julia? Is she the Duchess of Scillonia or are you?
All things flow from Julia Queen of Heaven. Julia is The Duchess Scillonia and so We are The Duke Scillonia Emperor.
I guess you have seen Our twitter and youtubes. https://twitter.com/DukeScillonia/status/1390044855460671489
Helena Greeting! Julia is All that is and All that is not. From Her All things flow. We are The Duke Scillonia Emperor by virtue of being Wife of Julia Queen of Heaven The Duchess Scillonia Empress.
But can you make new peerages?
I think the current credentialling system is bollocks as you say, I do not think the MDs and the PhDs and Esqs are worthy of our recognition anymore.
Lets make some new titles and give them to a better class of people. What do you think?
Talk it over with Julia if you need to.
Naturally, We are Emperor. We create You, Helena, Peeress. Lady Helena Peeress of the Serene Celestial Divine Imperial Clemency. You may be a Duchess, Marchioness, Countess, Viscountess or Barronness. Other foreign titles are available.
We now confer Peerages on the other seven and a half billion people on The World.
Believe IT and IT Will be. Don't believe IT and IT is.
You may draw up your coat of Arms and compose the text of your preferment.
Julia Queen of Heaven The Duchess Scillonia Empress
The Serene Celestial Divine Imperial Clemency
We, Michael John Hardern The Duke Scillonia Emperor by the Power of Julia confer on
Helena
The title of Duchess of the Serene Celestial Divine Imperial Clemency
Noblesse oblige. We serve at the pleasure of Julia Queen of Heaven The Duchess Scillonia Empress
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