General amnesty. Empty the jails, they don't work and we need them for refugees. Send Us your convicts and convictions.
Empty the schools they don't work, and certainly not for everybody. Send Us your Children. We have a Wizard school and We have Hogwarts.
Close the roads starting with Parkhouse Street. Let IT happen at midnight. Sir, ask Dame Cressida Dick to cut the ribbon to close the road. The Parish will Party.
Open the derelict warehouses starting with The Foundry Parkhouse Street. The Paris will have an Opera House and Temple and Synagogue (. Square it with The Masons or We will.
Declare an emergency We have three million refugees to accommodate. We offer Our Palace for a family, up to twelve., We will move the homeless, currently resident out, and We will move out Ourselves and join them in the streets and in the parks if necessary. Consequences of Peace. We will sleep on the beaches, in the parks, on the pavements and the Parkhouse Parish of Peckham & Camberwell will take all three million if necessary.
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