Its currently a crime against humanity that todays online shop is not here 30 mins early like it often is.
Here I am waiting at 9pm for my 9.30 - 10.30 groceries, I am hungry, I skipped eating all day so I could devour a whole packet of scones.
I WANT THOSE SCONES LATHERED IN BUTTER RIGHT NOW!
LOL
Well it arrived early still, 9.20.
Me thinks I ate too many scones and butter oops. Needed paracetamol for the sugar and fat induced brain freeze.
Still have another pack of scones, 4 cakes and 4 pizzas to nom nom through the next 2 weeks.
You gon git that diabeetus bruh
Okay Brit (derogatory)
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