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"shitting on company time" nah, you got colona-virus

Should be 1 min and done, honestly, if you have a healthy diet.

I mean occasionally you get constipated rocks but only rarely and as a result of poor life choices

"shitting on company time" nah, you got colona-virus Should be 1 min and done, honestly, if you have a healthy diet. I mean occasionally you get constipated rocks but only rarely and as a result of poor life choices

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doctor told me to stop playing clash of clans

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Make your employees wear diapers.

Problem solved.

[–] • 4 pts

On their heads! Like Ilhan Omar!

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

applies at home too, I mean toilet is not my idea of time well spent

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Are you sure they're not goofing off?

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Hey man, I have shit problems and I don't need your criticism.

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get well soon

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I've had problems since I was 5 years old, it's not getting any better :)

lots of coffee and lots of cream baby

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I would imagine your legs would start to tingle after awhile

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I only do that to waste corporate time. It's my subtle sabotage.

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joke's on you, the toilet DNA registers you and clocks you out when you sit down

guess you hover now

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Hah! I'm salary, so I'm NEVER clocked out!