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I'm pulling out of the drive-thru beverage with my American pale ale and some mutherfucker on a bicycle nearly dented the shit out of my car. This A-hole is cruising down the sidewalk on his bike. You want to ride on the sidewalk okay, whatever, but if you're going 15+ mph on the bike you should get the fuck off the sidewalk and ride in the damn road.

The good thing is if he did hit me he would have been liable. fucking retard.

I'm pulling out of the drive-thru beverage with my American pale ale and some mutherfucker on a bicycle nearly dented the shit out of my car. This A-hole is cruising down the sidewalk on his bike. You want to ride on the sidewalk okay, whatever, but if you're going 15+ mph on the bike you should get the fuck off the sidewalk and ride in the damn road. The good thing is if he did hit me he would have been liable. fucking retard.

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[–] • 4 pts

15+ mph on the bike

The roads are much emptier now. What was he thinking?

[–] • 2 pts

Idk. And he didn't even look like he was in that good of shape, but he was hauling ass.

[–] • 2 pts

I always carry an aluminum baseball bat for situations like that.

[–] • 2 pts

lmao. I actually have my son's little league bat in the trunk.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I've got a goose neck crowbar, a hammer, a switch blade and a tire iron, and I'm just dying to use them

[–] • 1 pt

Did you do the obligatory "WTF man" hand gesture?

[–] • 1 pt

I was shocked. The man in his late 40s was wearing a helmet and a dust mask. Just his appearance was startling. After finishing a nice conversation with the beer girl, I was in fine spirits. I didn't get pissed until he had passed by. Then my relaxed brain processed what an idiot this jerk was.

So no. Although I would have been justified.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

A stun gun would be useful without leaving a large bruise on the young'un.