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Cringeworthy voicemail greetings and shitty out-of-office replies are the worst.

"I'm off today through {insert more vacation than you ever get} days and will be out of cell phone contact {translation: fuck off, I'm going camping, srsly wink wink}"

"I won't be responding to any emails, even when I get back"

Fuckers need to get back to work.

Cringeworthy voicemail greetings and shitty out-of-office replies are the worst. "I'm off today through {insert more vacation than you ever get} days and will be out of cell phone contact {translation: fuck off, I'm going camping, srsly wink wink}" "I won't be responding to any emails, even when I get back" Fuckers need to get back to work.

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I hate anyone that leaves me a voicemail anyways.

Email dude, ain't nobody gots time for dat!

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

"stepped" I hate obvious statements that waste time. Just say something informative like "{Person} is not available but will reply when time permits."