Killing might be a little extreme, but I definitely feel ya. Also, "Turns out ....." "Scientists have shown" and "in a recent study" lend a great air of wise revelation to whatever bullshit you want to make up. "Turns out that eating cyanide is actually beneficial to your health! It sounds counter-intuitive, but n a recent study, scientists have shown that obnoxious fags feel great after eating a mouthful."