It’s easier to blend in with them, than it is for them to act normal.
To explain, if you just dye your hair and dress like a retarded 8 year old on acid, they’ll think you’re one of them. Act enraged about something trivial and poof, they leave you alone. Or, do little things, like keep duct tape, a shovel, and an axe (full size) in your car. Let people around you “accidentally” see them in your trunk. People nope the fuck away from you. I do the 2nd one.
I can't do it. It's not in me to blend in. I have never been one to follow the herd.
Ok, you can pick up a good axe anywhere, same for the shovel. Home Depot has Gorilla Tape, but any duct tape will work. Just tell people, “I know how to use them”. And, mumble to yourself about “French fried taters, uh-huh...” Are you good with small engines, by chance?
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