The year is 2040. The head of the Church of Satan decides to run for governor of California. Their platform is more child sacrifice, shutting down all Christian churches, all white people in forced labor camps, and (after some discussions about campaign funding) bombing whoever Israel dislikes at the moment and lower taxes for corporations.
They declare that they are Republican.
Every Fox News host and normie GOP voter: "BASED! Democrats are the real bigots! We have diversity of thought! A Republican is finally gonna win California again!"
The year is 2040. The head of the Church of Satan decides to run for governor of California. Their platform is more child sacrifice, shutting down all Christian churches, all white people in forced labor camps, and (after some discussions about campaign funding) bombing whoever Israel dislikes at the moment and lower taxes for corporations.
They declare that they are Republican.
Every Fox News host and normie GOP voter: "BASED! Democrats are the real bigots! We have diversity of thought! A Republican is finally gonna win California again!"
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