I worked with a guy once that was always complaining about headaches, and sometimes migraines. He always had some sort of health issue. Once some of us from work were going to fishing early one Saturday and invited him along. He told us he couldn't go, because Saturday mornings was when he took his weekly shit.

All you bitches can set your watches to my colon output. And it's the same shit every day I tell you whut.

Bastard OP now making ME shit up the site.