Show 2 people your dick every day
We need maroon on this one
I think you have to say his name three times in order to summon him
Isn't it curious that the saying is "doctors practice medicine"? When I need any kind of work done I want to find an expert, not someone who is still just 'practicing'.
It's weird, they told me my condition would eventually kill me. They told me that over time they could no longer predict what my disease could do anymore, whether i would be dead tomorrow or in 20 years from now. They wanted to instill a constant state of fear, to try to force me to become dependent on them, as if they are the purveyor of life, a means beyond God himself to provide life. I haven't taken their dog crap medications for a long time now, and yet I am still alive, so clearly these people are full of shit
Are there alternative non-jewed drugs or therapies?
The condition is a uni directional condition that is guaranteed to kill me. It's one step under full blown cancer
My goal for 2022 is to make at least 2 people laugh per day
That is an excellent goal and I commend you for having it! They are putting something in the water that is depriving people of their sense of humor or maybe it is the stuff in the contrails.
My goal is to avoid people even more than I already do
It's funnier if you say penny instead of quarter.
You're definitely not Amy Schumer then.
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