Working from home for a huge company and that line "15 minutes of actual work per week" is more true than I ever imagined.
Working from home for a huge company and that line "15 minutes of actual work per week" is more true than I ever imagined.
It's not office space until you burn that fucker to the ground.
It's not office space until you burn that fucker to the ground.
in minecraft
in minecraft
Well technically you would have to get one of the severely autistic coworkers moved to the basement after cutting off their pay. Also you would need to hack the system to deposit money into your own personal bank account, but then realize it's too much and try to turn it in. Then the autistic guy of his own volition would burn the place down and you would escape accounting for your own actions.
On the plus side you get to marry a relatively good looking woman.
Well technically you would have to get one of the severely autistic coworkers moved to the basement after cutting off their pay. Also you would need to hack the system to deposit money into your own personal bank account, but then realize it's too much and try to turn it in. Then the autistic guy of his own volition would burn the place down and you would escape accounting for your own actions.
On the plus side you get to marry a relatively good looking woman.
Have you kept up with your diversity and inclusion training? That's what is really important.
Have you kept up with your diversity and inclusion training? That's what is really important.
Can confirm. I just got with a big company not too long ago, and it's amazing how happy they are with the work I do (from home). I take a nap every day now, play some vidya here and there, watch YouTube, and I probably actually work maybe 6 hours a week.
That said, I'm a productive motherfucker when I do put effort in.
Can confirm. I just got with a big company not too long ago, and it's amazing how happy they are with the work I do (from home). I take a nap every day now, play some vidya here and there, watch YouTube, and I probably actually work maybe 6 hours a week.
That said, I'm a productive motherfucker when I do put effort in.
You aren't a pro at working from home until you hired an Indian guy in India to do all your work for you a fourth of your salary. Then you take two jobs and do the same thing twice.
You aren't a pro at working from home until you hired an Indian guy in India to do all your work for you a fourth of your salary. Then you take two jobs and do the same thing twice.
What kind of work is it?
What kind of work is it?
Linux system administration, and I specialize in automation.
Linux system administration, and I specialize in automation.
I noticed the same thing. They even offered me a ten dollar raise if I got the Jew jab.
I noticed the same thing. They even offered me a ten dollar raise if I got the Jew jab.
I hope you are stealing everything that isn't nailed down...printer ink, paper clips, toilet paper, light bulbs..
I hope you are stealing everything that isn't nailed down...printer ink, paper clips, toilet paper, light bulbs..
Sounds like you've got a case of the Mondays.
Sounds like you've got a case of the Mondays.
If you don't hand in your TPS reports ASAP I'll tell Lumbergh and the whole office that you suffer from a case of the Mondays, EVERYDAY
If you don't hand in your TPS reports ASAP I'll tell Lumbergh and the whole office that you suffer from a case of the Mondays, *EVERYDAY*
dont forget to stab coworkers in the back
dont forget to stab coworkers in the back
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