Some cops caught me with some friends one time after we stole some alcohol from a party, they thought I was cool, but the cockblocked me, and felt bad about it,so we went to an empty parking lot, did some doughnuts, then set the cop car on fire, and let me shoot it. I signed a form that said some crack head stole the car, while they saved me from a mugger.
You went to a cop "party" while underage and they deep dicked you ...and now you're here.
Fascinating story, hang yourself.
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