Working in retail sucks during this time of the year because of the increased traffic and the same 10 or so Christmas songs playing non-stop. Some of these songs are okay, while others make me wanna go full Scrooge. Here are some of the worst offenders. [Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY): Starting off with the worst of the worst, we have the epitome of shallow judeo-Christian seasonal consumerism, which is very ironic considering that the song is about choosing to spend Christmas with the one you love over all the materialistic shit. This is the Hotel California of all Christmas songs, which is saying something since a lot of the well-known Christmas songs are played about as often as Hotel California. Fuck both of these songs and fuck you if you like them. [Andy Williams - Happy Holiday/Holiday Season](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ5cmrz-mrU): Normally I don't really mind the boomer songs but this one just pisses me off because of how it blatantly takes the Christ out of Christmas. The song starts off with the lyrics "Happy Holidays" and the only Christmas elements mentioned are Santa and the tree. There is without a doubt that at least one kike was involved with the production of this song. [Gayla Peevey - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjPm0o04lGE): I got nothing special to say about this song, this song just grinds my gears because the singer is literally a 6-year-old nerdy-sounding girl with no talent. Any Pop Song/Cover: I don't believe that anyone actually likes pop, rather than being brainwashed into thinking they like it by the media. Dishonorable Mention - White Christmas: The song is okay depending on who's singing it (I still fucking hate Michael Buble), however it was written by a literal kike for the sole purpose of trying to make Christmas all about the weather rather than about Jesus. That is all I have to say, Merry Christmas.