Don't remind me of flying. The moment I set foot on an airport I turn into a full blown misanthrope. It's good that you can't take a knife onboard.

Because they're slow and stupid.

Fly first class and separate yourself from the morons.

Its funny, cuz everybody wants to be the first one in the plane. But getting off the plane people forget how to walk...

take an earlier flight instead of expecting other to cater to your needs. You will live longer