I love Docker! It keeps me employed. It's so fucking complicated after you add AKS, Helm, GitActions, ArgoCd and all the other shit required, few people understand it. Keep this shit up Docker, I want a raise.
But Docker is best with Windows! KEK.
Docker is to software development and design as self-driving cars are to driving. Docker will allow windows, mac and (((sytem.d))) the advantage of staying lazy. Rather than being good. the entire line, retort, meme of "WORKS ON MY MACHINE!" is a point against docker, not for docker. Docker allows for the continued nonstandardization of systems. Have you ever built something wit h parts from a number of different manufacturers / suppliers? You may need 4, 5, 6 different proprietary bits, heads or whatever parts for whatever socket type or screw type. WELL DOCKER FIXES THAT. No, fuck that, keep the pain going, force the users (developers in this case) to demand standardization happen.
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"Works on my machine".
Ok, I am done for today. I think I am going to go punch something. Hard, and many, many, many times.
I feel violence surging through my veins reading this. However, shit like this is what keeps people like us employed until the end of time.
Yet another piece of tech to try to eliminate part of the "human" part of the tech stack. Docker was to get rid of SA's. Now its ran entirely by DevOps/SA's since developers can never be trusted to do fucking anything right when it comes to infra or security.
I am one of those people that you hire to "un-fuck" all of the shit that you did for the last few years. I don't love it but FFS.
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